All the Bones in the Bag

Posted: December 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

A&E wrapped up their production of Stephen King’s “Bag of Bones” last night, a four-hour, two-night mini-series starring Pierce Brosnan.

It’s always hard to make entirely fair comparisons between a novel and a filmic adaptation.  This is made ludicrously more difficult when the novel is a whopper, like King’s “Bag of Bones.”  A film or mini-series will, naturally, lose a good deal of the layers, the texture, the depth.  This is true whether the adaptation is remarkably good (The Lord of the Rings) or god-awful (IT, to name another King adaptation).

“Bag of Bones” struck me as unduly thin.  Brosnan gives a fine performance as Mike Noonan, but he’s hobbled by a script that never seems to dig deeply into his character.  He’s likeable, but too many of his emotions seem manipulated and well-rehearsed.

Director Mick Garris gets a good deal of King’s novel into the show, but the result, instead of depth, is a feeling of being spread (as a hobbit once put it) like butter over too much bread.  Unfortunately, I’m not sure how else Garris could have done it.  King’s novels often seem like they could be judiciously cut, and only in post-production do directors often realize they’ve not excised the flab, they’ve gutted the story.  But going for broke, as Garris attempts here, requires even more space than the four-hour format gives him.   Maybe if he had eight hours…

All in all, “Bag of Bones,” while having its weaknesses, is still better than a fair amount of King adaptations.  It’s a far cry from “The Shawshank Redemption” or King’s brilliant mini-series “Storm of the Century,” but it still ranks out above weaker attempts like “Dreamcatcher” and “Children of the Corn 45.”

On the Fiction page you can now find the excerpt for my new story “The Tattoo.”

In this tale, Josh and Adam want tattoos that are a bit beyond the norm.  They go far afield in search of just the right artist for the job, but afterward Josh begins to realize they got more than they bargained for.

Because Josh’s tattoo is starting to burn.  And he’s starting to see things he never imagined…

I checked out today the new website Darkscorestories.com, a companion site to A&E’s release of the TV mini-series version of Stephen King’s “Bag of Bones.”  The novel ranks amongst King’s best work, and thus I’m holding out high hopes for the series.  It also marks the return of Pierce Brosnan to television.  Let’s hope it finds him in fine form.

Dark Score Stories is an impressive and fascinating photo essay with photos by Joachim Ladefoged.  The shots are brilliant and eye-catching, but for King fans the real eye candy is in picking out the numerous references to other King works.  This is especially entertaining in regards to the books on the shelves at the local Dark Score bookstore.  Most of the titles come from books mentioned in King’s novels or written by King’s characters.

Thus, we see copies of Paul Sheldon’s “Misery’s Love” (Misery), George Stark’s “Sharkmeat Pie” (The Dark Half), Mike Enslin’s “Ten Nights in Ten Haunted Houses” (1408), and even a tongue-in-cheek production of Peter Stevens’s “Favorite Escapes” (Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption”).

Even if you’re not a King addict, the site is worth checking out.  Great photos and nice prep for the mini-series, which airs in December.

Just finished the 2011 lineup of “The Year’s Best Dark Fantasy and Horror” edited by Paula Guran.  It seems to me there is a great proliferation of horror anthologies out on the shelves these days, something I’m rather glad to see, and this collection strikes me as one of the finest I’ve found.  There’s a boat-load of stories here, a hefty 544 pages of dark dreams and waking nightmares.  So if you’re gonna buy it, crawl under the covers and settle in.

Most anthologies are a mix.  A few balls belted right outta the park jumbled between a few yawning swings grounded out and a couple of complete whiffers.  Guran obviously looked long and hard, trekking into every dark corner she could find, because the compilation here is stunningly good and remarkably consistent.

What I like most, though, is Guran’s subtle sense of the boundaries of horror.  She is not a hardcore nut who demands plenty of blood and bile (although, hey, nothing wrong with that).  Nor is she so hoighty-toighty that she fills her anthology with nothing but Henry James pastiche (like we need another 544 page doorstop).  Guran explores the borderlands of horror and dark fantasy, pushing the limits of the genre and proving that while plenty of high-brow critics may continue to hold their nose at the mention of the word “horror,” there is still plenty of juice left in modern dark-fantastic.  Plenty to move us, excite us, fill us with wonder and, yes, make us shudder.

So, kudos to Paula Guran.  One can only hope this series continues for a long, long time.

As for my personal favorites, here were some that delighted me:

Tragic Life Stories by Steve Duffy

The Broadsword by Laird Barron

The Stars Are Falling by Joe R. Lansdale (also to be found in The Best American Mystery Stories 2011)

The Moon Will Look Strange by Lynda E. Rucker

Are You Trying to Tell Me This is Heaven by Sarah Langan